Players: |
95/400 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
18 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
1 |
Crops Grown: |
9262 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
8 |
Villages Defended: |
19 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
14 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
26 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.