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Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2691	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1129
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1116
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	3302	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081