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CookedByFood

Burn, Caution, cautionary tale, Cook, CookedByFood, Cooking, Culinary, Eating, Food, Heat, Hot Food, Mouth, Pain, Sensation, spicy, spicy food, Temperature, Tongue, Warning

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

Grand Master Craft server Minecraft

2010s, Authentic community, classic, cooperative play, Donations, Grand Master Craft, Minecraft, mojang, no bought admin, no bought creative, no bought moderation, No mods, no plugins, no resource packs, no screen-cluttering interfaces, original mechanics, original sandbox, private regions, real market, Server, symbolic donation, Teleportation, two friends, wipe Ender, wipe world

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If you have been looking for that same classic Minecraft server from the 2010s for a long time, we are happy to invite you to the Grand Master Craft Minecraft server

*We adhere only to original mechanics and content from Mojang, with only minor allowances in favor of cooperative play (private regions and teleportation to players).

*No unnecessary plugins, mods, resource packs or screen-cluttering interfaces.

*When playing with us, you will never encounter players who bought creative, moderation or admin.

*The so-called donation on the server is symbolic in nature (small pleasant buns), which has almost no effect on the overall balance of gameplay.

*There is no surrogate currency on the server – only a real market for the exchange of resources.

*Wipe Ender of the world is carried out once every few months. Nether and upper worlds work without wipes.

*The server was founded by two simple friends, and to this day lives solely on donations from players who are not indifferent to this philosophy.

Finding a similar place to play with friends in modern realities is not an easy task. Therefore, if you are such a wanderer or wanderer, join our authentic community. To the community of fans and connoisseurs of the original sandbox.

65.21.70.46:25607

V For Vanilla+!

amendments, building, Chipped, Clean Experience, latest update, Lootr, MCA Reborn, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, No Setbacks, Rechiseled, Rechiseled-Chipped, Server, Shaders, Supplementaries, Survival, update, Vanilla, Waiting

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V For Vanilla+!

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We will always give a clean experience on the latest update, No setbacks, within the 1st day of the update’s release. We use a few mods, for building, such as supplementaries, but that isn’t on the 1.21 mod list yet, so we’re waiting for that mod to update then we will have no more updates or resets until the next major update.

Also comes with shaders that you can select right after downloading the modpack (soon)

Mod List (None added yet as none updated)

LootR

Supplementaries

Amendments

Chipped

Rechiseled

Rechiseled-Chipped

MCA Reborn

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51.222.240.53:25572

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4012
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	798	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	4625	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3375	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	1899
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	156	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	7105	Players Killed by Monsters:	8102
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5329	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

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