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LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	338	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	7477
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	148	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	837
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7127	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	5487	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!