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BlockPartyCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2533
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Sellner’s Block Party

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	177
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	473
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

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Worst Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Potions Brewed:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

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Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.