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LockupCraft Minecraft Server

court system, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal conviction, criminal defense, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, criminal punishment, criminal sentencing, criminal trial, Evidence, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, LockupCraft, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, Server, Xer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, child support, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Minecraft, Nightmare, NightmareCraft, parenting, relationship, selfish, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	434831	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Votes:	585	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen, building epic structures, and dodging lava like a pro. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a cactus. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HusbandCraft: SecretlyPissed

Communication, compromise, constant stimulation, disagreement, early riser, family, fresh air, HusbandCraft, Lifestyle, Marriage, Music, natural-living, organic food, overstimulation, personal space, Relaxation, SecretlyPissed, separate rooms, sound sensitivity, streaming, Sunlight, TV addiction

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the constant noise and overstimulation of the real world? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where the only sounds you’ll hear are the gentle rustling of leaves and the calming hum of the virtual world.

Join us and leave behind the constant TV and music that plague your daily life. No more sitcoms blaring in the background, no more music blasting at all hours of the day. On our server, you can enjoy the tranquility of nature and the simplicity of a more relaxed way of living.

Escape to a world where the sun always shines, the air is always fresh, and the food is always organic (well, virtually at least). Say goodbye to the overstimulation of modern life and hello to a more peaceful existence in our Minecraft paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave behind the chaos of the real world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual home where you can truly be yourself without the constant noise and distractions.

MapleCraftLand

beavers, Canada, cold weather, Diversity, French-English bilingualism, Hockey, immigration, indigenous culture, justin trudeau, maple syrup, MapleCraftLand, moose, Mounties, Multiculturalism, Niagara Falls, poutine, Rocky Mountains, Tim Hortons, Toronto, universal healthcare, vancouver

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8375	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

HamasGoneBoom

airstrike, Assassination, Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, gaza, Hamas Leader, HamasGoneBoom, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, RETALIATION, strike, targeted killing, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	366510	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN NETANYAHU TRYNA TAKE OUT HAMAS LEADER! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL TNT ACTION?! COME JOIN US AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN U GOT BLOCKS TO BLOW UP?! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS! U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ TIL U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, EVEN NETANYAHU DOIN’ THE MACARENA WITH A CREEPER! 😂🐷💥🚀

AcmeCraft: Where Wile Coyote’s Bombs Never Work

ACME, AcmeCraft, animation, bird, bombs, cartoon, chase, Clever, comedy, COYOTE, coyotes, ELUSIVE, Failure, humor, Looney Toones, persistence, Roadrunner, slapstick, strategy, success, Warner Bros, Wile, Wile Coyote, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our server where the roadrunner is the ultimate troll and wile coyote is a rich idiot who keeps blowing himself up with acme bombs! it’s like living in a looney tunes universe but with blocks and creepers! build your own insane contraptions to catch the roadrunner or just sit back and watch wile coyote fail spectacularly every time. trust us, it’s a blast! literally. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DigimonCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Anime, Bandai, BT-18, card game, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, DigimonCraft, Gay Furry, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Seekers, Server, starter guide, Toy, Ultimate

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8725
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Gay Furry Edition server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream furry paradise and show off your fabulous creations to the world.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive Digimon-themed events that will blow your mind! Fight alongside your favorite digital monsters and become the ultimate Digimon master. Plus, we have a special Liberators faction where you can roleplay as a badass card game warrior fighting for justice and glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Seekers who will guide you on epic quests and help you uncover hidden treasures. Don’t forget about our Manga and Card Game news updates, because who needs real life when you have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

MomSonIncestMCServ

adult comics, adult content, Anime, doujin, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, family, FANTASY, fetish, Find, hentai, Manga, mom son incest, MomSonIncestMCServ, pic, pornography, relationships, search, taboo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy mom son incest doujin come to life! Dive into a world where anything is possible and let your imagination run wild. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the craziness takes you!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

BlingCraft, debt free, designer handbags, designer items, designer shoes, financial disagreements, financial stress, frugal living, generational wealth, high income, income differences, Luxury items, marriage issues, Minecraft, net worth, rainy day fund, Retirement, saving money, Server, spending habits, stock investments, upper middle class lifestyle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	458260	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws fighting over child support? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Imagine a world where you can splurge on designer shoes and handbags without your husband giving you the silent treatment. Build your dream mansion with a $500k addition and pay off your mortgage like it’s no big deal. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every diamond block you mine could lead to a fight with your spouse over spending habits. Don’t worry, our community is here to support you through all your virtual and real-life struggles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent on?

HangryHubbyCraft

chain restaurant behavior, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, dining out, Eating disorders, embarrassing eating habits, embarrassing situations., family background, food enjoyment, food etiquette, food insecurity, HangryHubbyCraft, privacy boundaries, public behavior, public image, relationship problems, restaurant etiquette, social embarrassment, spinach dip obsession, table manners

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	6934
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting devoured is our delicious virtual snacks, not your dignity like OP’s husband at the sports bar! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!