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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1898

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	8576
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	217	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Votes:	1566
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	507
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3054	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	4584
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.