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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6395 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Magic Items Found: | 6951 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
