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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2746 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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