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Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Votes:	8198	Void Armor Forged:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	954	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Animals Bred:	96
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1698	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”