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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Votes:	7380
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	3094

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5402	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	1540
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1697	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	1847	Animals Bred:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!