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British sarcasm Minecraft Servers

  • BanterCraft Minecraft Server

    BanterCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5738
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 New Chunks Explored: 110389
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2375

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server

    HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5365
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 344708 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!

    Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 241
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Votes: 5517 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchantments Applied: 55

    New Minecraft Servers

    Operios Minecraft Server Overview

    In Operios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Glory.

    You can create your own nation, with your own form of government, laws and ranks, if you don’t want to create your nation you can also join one already created.

    Geopolitics:

    We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.

    Plugins:

    Plugin Description
    Dynmap Provides a live map of the server
    McMMO Enhances RPG elements in gameplay
    Essentials Basic server management tools
    Towny Allows creation of towns and nations
    Geyser-Floodgate Enables Bedrock-Java compatibility
    Custom Crafting Introduces custom crafting recipes

    How to join:

    First you have to join the Discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

    Contacts:

    Thanks for reading and see you on Operios!

    Operios Minecraft Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You need to join the Discord server and request whitelist. More information can be found in #info-new-players channel.
    Can I create my own nation? Yes, players can create their own nation with their own government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an existing nation.
    What is Geopolitics in the server? Geopolitics involves conquering resource camps in-game to acquire resources for expanding your nation.
    Are there specific rules for gameplay? Yes, each nation can establish its own laws and rules, but there are also server-wide rules to maintain fair gameplay for all.

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  • BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

    BlockyBerg Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5079
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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  • RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8492
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoomWars Minecraft Server

    RoomWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5457
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships just like in this crazy story.

    Imagine building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have your stepbrother demand that you give up your space for him because he’s older and needs more room for his stuff. Will you stand your ground like the OP in this story, or will you give in to the pressure and switch rooms to keep the peace?

    But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can also experience the joy of decorating your virtual room just the way you like it, only to have your family members question your choices and call you selfish. Will you defend your creative vision or compromise for the sake of family harmony?

    Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, conflict, and maybe even a touch of teenage angst. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in your own virtual family drama!

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  • WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3199
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Magic Items Found: 5873 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and photo displays!

    Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?

    Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?

    Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!

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  • UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server

    UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 216
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6041
    Villages Defended: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up? Well, on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing you up! It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing, you never know what to expect!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a secret recipe for the best bacon you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

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  • BlockBusterNoMore

    BlockBusterNoMore
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4581
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Star Shards Collected: 65
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

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  • RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

    RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7147
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

    Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

    So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

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  • CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

    CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1125
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2455 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

    join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

    we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

    come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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