BanterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	4842	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

MineTek – Punching Blocks & Faces

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building houses and farming crops, because on this server, we fight like warriors in Tekken 8! That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include all your favorite Tekken characters, complete with their signature moves and combos.

Join us for intense battles where you can unleash your inner martial artist and show off your skills. Want to see Steve from Minecraft go head to head with Kazuya Mishima? Or how about Enderman facing off against Jin Kazama? The possibilities are endless and the fights are absolutely insane!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added special power-ups and items inspired by Tekken 8 to make the gameplay even more exciting. Imagine throwing a Devil Gene potion at your opponent or summoning a Mishima laser beam to obliterate your enemies. It’s pure chaos and it’s absolutely hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve tried Tekken 8 in Minecraft, you’ll never want to play regular Minecraft again. Let the battles begin!

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Crystal Phallus, the most erectly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions.

Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!

Silvermons: Pixelmon Progression Panic! Endgame Fun & Games Galore – Tournaments & Events Inside!

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, Custom Gyms, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Events, Friendly, Fun, Galore, games, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Panic, Pixelmon, pixelmon modpack, Player Gyms, Progression, PvP, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments, Unique, Weekly Tournaments

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Version	1.16.5
IP Address	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system with exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also has Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!

3. What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.silvermons.com

4. What Minecraft version is the server running?

The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

5. What modpack is required?

The Pixelmon Modpack is required which can be found here

Dick Wet Juicy Craft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to get your dick wet in some pussy juices!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find a treasure chest filled with enchanted dildos. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild and wacky world of Minecraft pleasure you in ways you never thought possible!

Blocky Bit Bonanza: Mine for 1 btc or Bust!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can earn 1 BTC just by joining! That’s right, we’re giving away a whole Bitcoin to every player who logs in. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Bitcoin Creeper. If you can defeat this sneaky mob, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get rich quick!

WATERFOX server Minecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	142
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our cozy and lamp-based Minecraft project WaterFox! Our main goal is to create a unique and enjoyable place for all players, where everyone can enjoy the game and communicate with other participants.

Our server is distinguished by its unique and creative spawn, which will amaze you with its beauty and originality. This is a place where you will immediately feel warm and friendly, and we hope that the spawn will become a place for you to socialize and meet new friends.

Our administrators and moderators actively participate in the life of the server. We value communication with our players and are always ready to listen to their opinions, suggestions and comments. It is important to us to create an open and trusting community where everyone can feel important and respected.

One of the main principles of our server is the absence of strict rules. We believe that every player knows his limits and is able to behave respectfully towards others. We strive to create an environment where you can be yourself without fear of restrictions or unnecessary restrictions.

We strive to minimize wipes so that your construction and development efforts do not go to waste. Wipes occur very rarely and only in extreme cases to ensure a long-term and enjoyable gaming experience.

The attitude towards donating on our server is absolutely relaxed. We are convinced that money should not give an advantage over other players. Donations and donations do not affect the game experience and mechanics, so everyone can enjoy the game on equal terms.

If you are looking for a friendly and cozy place to survive in Minecraft, our server is open for you. Join us to create unforgettable moments, meet new friends and experience the exciting world of Minecraft on a new level!

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ExeosCraft: Where McMMO helps you pet your way to a friendlier economy on version 1.20.4!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQIA+ SMP
Reset Policy	No-Reset
Grief Policy	No-Grief

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Any money generated goes completely to charity. Join us for a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: No server resets since June 2020
Zero Pay-To-Win
Giving Back: Excess donations support charities
Inclusivity: Safe space for all
Custom Plugins to enhance gameplay
Cross-Platform support

Features

Permanent World
Level-Up System
Pets
Land Claim
McMMO
Strong Economy
Leaderboards
Hard Difficulty
Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft for an inclusive and exciting Minecraft experience.

FAQ

Q: How can I join ExeosCraft?

A: You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Q: What makes ExeosCraft different from other servers?

A: ExeosCraft prioritizes player experience, has a no-reset policy, no pay-to-win features, and excess donations go to charity.

Q: Is ExeosCraft inclusive of all players?

A: Yes, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, regardless of identity or background.

Q: Are there any unique features on ExeosCraft?

A: Yes, ExeosCraft offers custom plugins, cross-platform support, and a hard difficulty mode.

Q: How can I stay updated on ExeosCraft news and events?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft and stay connected with the community.

SusCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the most sus-tacular place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you never know who might be the imposter trying to sabotage your builds. Will it be Steve? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman? The suspense is killing us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most sus-tastic Minecraft server around!

GodzillaCraft: Destroying blocks and cities with style!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	3727	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience so epic that even Godzilla couldn’t resist joining in!

Join us and become part of a world where Japan actually won World War II, all thanks to the power of Minecraft and our unbeatable players. Who needs history books when you can rewrite the past with a few clicks of your mouse?

Embark on crazy adventures, build incredible structures, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who knows, you might even come face to face with Godzilla himself, ready to lend a hand in your quest for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible, even rewriting history with a little help from a giant lizard. See you in the game!

Shady Lobster Party: No Resets, Just Crabs and Chaos on 1.20+ Java+Bedrock Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Server Information

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024 with a friendly and active community.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing Java and Bedrock players to play together.

How to Join

Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Stay Connected

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

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Why Choose Us?

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FAQ

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Server Information

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Stay Connected

We can’t wait to see you on Shaded!