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BanterCraft Minecraft Server

bant, banter, BanterCraft, British banter, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British jokes, british people, British sarcasm, british slang, British sleep, British stereotypes, British wit, Brits, comedy, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Sleep

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crops Grown:	5690	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

|IP: 65.108.18.31:25773 | 1.16.5-1.19.2| Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	8869	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

The owner of the server “IP 65.108.18.3125773 1.16.5-1.19.2” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.21.123.215:25756

SatireSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

This is the SatireSMP!!! This server is a 1.19.2 Survival based server. We do Events and have active members/staff. We Have a custom spawn as well as a shop Feature which makes it easier to trade items!

play.satiresmp.ca:25569

ProjectH

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Brand new economy based MC server! We will take your suggestions to heart. Easily protect your builds with claims, grow your wealth and rise to the top! WIP: -rank system -better spawn area -more immersive gameplay

mc.projecth.club

BEGINNER SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	721	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1424	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Beginner Server!There are two modes on the server: Grief Survival and DuelsWe are waiting for you!

144.76.7.241:47474

CoffeeBedwars

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	8588	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

CoffeeBedwars is a Minecraft server that revolves around the player. We are not a pay to win server, we want everyone to have the same advantages as the others.

In conclusion, CoffeeBedwars is a server that will be different from most Minecraft servers due to our vast variety of Gamemodes. We aim to keep things different and interesting for the players. With our lack of pay to win, activities, and our cosmetics, it offers players and their friends of different skill levels to compete against each other.

play.coffeebedwars.net

PocoCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	290	Votes:	9665

Just a new 1.19.3 minecraft server with plugins, this is just fodder to increase the character amount by 100, woo i have nothing else to say

50.20.253.24

Terraformazone

Auction, Authme, Balanced Economy, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	7805
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to TerraformaZone your ultimate destination to take your Minecraft gaming experience to the next level!

At TerraformaZone, we are dedicated to offering you the best server services so you can create, explore and share your virtual worlds in an exciting and limitless way. From custom servers to plugins to high-performance hosting to ensure a smooth gaming experience, at TerraformaZone we provide you with the necessary tools so you can build your own online community. Our team of experts is available 24/7 to provide you with technical support and personalized advice, ensuring every aspect of your gaming experience is exceptional. Join us at TerraformaZone and discover a world of infinite possibilities in the Minecraft universe.”

terraformazone.xyz

💎WIDEWORLD💎GRIF🧡AUCTION🧡CHEAP DONATION⚡1.12.2 Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

mc.wideworld.fun – Minecraft server with responsive administration and kind community!

On the server you can join a clan, get married, trade, grief and even spin cases.

mc.wideworld.fun

EvergreenSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

EvergreenSMP is a cracked 24/7 Minecraft SMP. It has Claims, TPA, Warps, Auction house, events, PvP place, No Combat Lag, Anti Cheat and DDOS protected and a economy with /shop! Hope you join the server and have a nice time!

evergreensmp.com

Etherion

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Etherion (Java) – Etherion is a Hermitcraft style server with an elemental twist. Using Project Korra among other plugins Etherion is a place to build shops, use your bending powers, make mega bases, and just chill. Join our discord for more details

EtherionJavaEd.mcserver.us