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SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	136	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	9214	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	524	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Potions Brewed:	196	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Buildings Constructed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7290	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1937	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!