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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 2823 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.