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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1542 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!