Brigand Guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	9845
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8804	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	9047
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9666	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.