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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1360 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6675 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!