Bretonnia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

banner, Lazy, Minecraft, Mods, Pirate, Samurai, Server, Survival, TokyoCity, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Emeralds Found:	9527
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	905
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Votes:	2355	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!