Bretonnia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3205

Adventure, Anthro, AnthroMales, bears, comfort, FANTASY, feathers, Females, Furry, Human Males, Knights, love, Magic, Marriage, MASSAGE, Mature, Media, Minecraft, odin, romance, Sanctuary, smp, storytelling, writing guides

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Hey there, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the beauty of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and adventures, like the tale of a second chance, a loveless incantation, and even a bug in the stars (because who doesn’t love a good space adventure with furry creatures?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience a smoking hot beach bear party or get a cool massage in the virtual world? Well, now you can!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love, magic, and furry fatales. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a story of your own on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Jumper4TeensCraft

13 year old, Adult, aftermath, age gap, aita, BIAS, Camp, CHANGE, FLIRTING, girl, Giving, Jumper, Jumper4TeensCraft, Kids, MINOR, scout equivalent, Sun, togetherness, volunteer, water fight, Weirdo, world peace

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3905	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can forget all about awkward encounters with minors at summer camp? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be covering in water is creepers trying to blow up your base!

We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.

So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!

BeachBashMCSMP

activities, Beach, beach theme, BeachBashMCSMP, Birthday, bonfire, celebration, dancing, Frisbee, games, Music, outdoor fun, Party, sandcastle building, snorkeling, Sunbathing, Surfing, swimming, teenagers, Volleyball, water sports

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!

Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!

MineCraftMastery

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, growth mindset., habit formation, habits, healthy habits, mindfulness, mindset, MineCraftMastery, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, success habits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and witness the magic of our top 3 habits that will transform you into a better version of yourself:

1. The Habit of Mining Obsidian with a Toothpick: Our players have mastered the art of mining obsidian with nothing but a toothpick! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show off your obsidian fortress built with toothpick-mined blocks.

2. The Habit of Taming Creepers as Pets: Forget about dogs and cats, on our server, you can tame creepers as your loyal pets! Watch as your explosive companions follow you around and protect you from any pesky mobs that come your way.

3. The Habit of Building Roller Coasters in the Nether: Who says the Nether has to be a scary place? On our server, players have turned the fiery depths into a theme park paradise by building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start developing these life-changing habits that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master!

UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!

aerial combat, aggression, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16s, F16s, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, warplanes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ores Mined:	3384
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER

Musk’s Blocky Battle: UK Edition

battle, blocky, civil war, Comments.., Conflict, controversy, Edition, elon musk, Future, Global, Inevitable, Musk, Musks, News, Politics, post, social media, society, Technology, Tension, twitter, uk, United Kingdom, Unjustified

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

FirebrickFrenzy

2050, batteries, clean energy, climate change, cost effective, energy efficiency, environmental impact, FirebrickFrenzy, firebricks, global reliance, heat-storing, Hydrogen, industrial applications, Industries, innovation, renewable energy, researchers, sustainable technology, thermal storage, TRILLIONS, underground heat storage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1312
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’s like firebricks saving industries trillions of dollars? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!

Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!

And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, anime fans, anime favorites, anime lovers, anime nostalgia, anime nostalgia trip, anime oldies, anime reminiscing, Anime Series, anime shows, anime throwback, AnimeCraft, childhood memories, classic, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old anime, retro anime, Server, vintage

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for old anime? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive the glory days of anime with our custom-built anime-themed world where you can battle monsters inspired by your favorite shows and collect rare items like the legendary “Naruto Ramen Bowl” or the “Sailor Moon Tiara of Power”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can find rare anime memorabilia and even meet the ghost of Hayao Miyazaki himself! Rumor has it that he will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of Minecraft PVP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate anime master in a world where the power of friendship and pixel art collide!

MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP

Abilities, Coaching, Development, Effectiveness, efficiency, free agent, growth, Improvement, Management, max potential, MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP, Optimization, Performance, Potential, previous, Recruitment, Skills, strategy, success, talent, Utilization

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the free agents are just sitting around, twiddling their thumbs? Look no further than our server! We have a track record of taking free agents and turning them into absolute legends. One time, we had a free agent who could only mine dirt with their bare hands, but after joining our server, they became a master builder with a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock! Join us now and unleash your full potential, no matter how ridiculous it may seem!

StepsonDramaCraft

blended family, family, family dynamics, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Identity, last name, Marriage, name change, parenting, parenting decisions, relationships, step-parenting, stepchildren, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson, stepson’s dad, stepson’s mom, StepsonDramaCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4277
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of last names and family dynamics! Join us for a wild adventure filled with name changes, stepfamily drama, and over-the-top obsessions!

Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of step-parenting and name-changing shenanigans? Dive into our server and witness Angela’s quest to make her stepson, Josh, embrace his new last name with all her might. Will Josh stand his ground and go back to his mom’s last name when he turns 18? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Angela’s grand plans and hopes to convince Josh to keep his new last name. Will she succeed, or will Josh’s determination to honor his mom’s legacy prevail? It’s a battle of wills and names on our server like you’ve never seen before!

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family drama, name changes, and step-parenting antics all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a gaming experience like no other!