breaking wind – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

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ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

AGI, ai, Artificial Intelligence, conscience, ConsciousCraft, Consciousness, consequences, Development, ethical considerations, Ethics, Future, Humanity, humans, innovation, machine learning, Milestones, moral dilemmas, philosophical implications, progress, robotics, superior, superior intelligence, Technology

Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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BlockySMP

building, Community, Copy, Countries, Crafting, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Geographic, gold ingots, MCMMO, multiplayer, Parkour, planet, player-driven, PvP, Realistic, Roleplay, scale, Shops, simulation, Survival, town-building, Towny

THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

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High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Allowed, Altitude, Claiming, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Drama, dramafree, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, flying, Griefprevention, HIGH, interesting features, Land, major minecraft release, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, QUEENS, Relax, smp, survival network, Teleportation, Towns, Version, Website

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

AI singer, artist, Avatar, digital avatar, digital singer, entertainer, ENVtuber, envtubers, jukebox, Minecraft, Music, Performer, Server, singing, song, virtual artist, virtual avatar, Virtual entertainer, Virtual idol, virtual performer, virtual singer, vocaloid, VOICED

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

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Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, false information, falsehood, falsehoods, fibbing, Fibs, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, pixelated, Server, sweet little lies, tall tales, untruthful, untruths, White Lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

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PoundPupPrankster

Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable garden

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.

Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

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HateRoomMinecraftServer

ANNOYING, annoying characters, books, Characters, despise, despised, detest, dislike, fictional, fictional characters, fictional worlds, hate, HateRoomMinecraftServer, Imaginary, IRRITATING, irritating characters, loathe, loathed, Locked In, movies, room

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where all your favorite book and movie characters come to life…and they all hate each other! Join our server and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Darth Vader in a heated battle over who gets the last diamond block. Will Katniss Everdeen team up with the Hulk to take down a horde of creepers? Anything is possible on our server! So come join the chaos and see if you can survive being locked in a room with the most outrageous characters imaginable. It’s a literary and cinematic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

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New Server IP
SaltyCraftMC

attitude shift, bitter, bitter attitude, bitter humor, bitter mindset, bitter outlook, bitter persona, bitter personality, bitter sarcasm, bitter transformation, cynical, emotional transformation, jaded, negative outlook, personality change, Personality development, SaltyCraftMC, sarcasm evolution, sarcastic, sarcastic behavior, sarcastic transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

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KpopKillerCraft

Censorship, cultural influence, Dictatorship, executions, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, K-pop, Kim Jong-un, KpopKillerCraft, media control, Music, music ban, North Korea, political repression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, south korea, state control, totalitarian regime

So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.

But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.

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WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

biological development, biology, Conception, dolls, eggs, familial connection, family, fetus, generations, genetic inheritance, Grandmas, grandmother, maternal bond, maternal connection, maternal lineage, maternal relationship, Mother, nesting, nesting doll, ovaries, Pregnancy, prenatal development, Reproduction, WombCraft

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

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