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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 249 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9929 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.