Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	246
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

WifeBlocker9000

Airport, Backpack, Breakfast, CAR, Communication, coolmand, date, Flight, Frustration, Hint, Hurry, misunderstanding, patience, Polite, relationship, Respect, rolling luggage, storm door, Time Cop rule, travel, WifeBlocker9000

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	4437
Dragon Eggs Found:	6804	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

BlockyBods Minecraft Server

Appearance, BlockyBods, body acceptance, body comparison, body confidence, body confidence journey, body criticism, body dysmorphia, body image, body insecurities, body judgement, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, Insecurities, Minecraft, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-perception, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being insecure about your blocky body in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is rocking the square look! No need to worry about those pesky curves or imperfections, embrace the pixelated perfection! Join us and let your blocky beauty shine bright like a diamond ore. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted on our server, showing off his square jawline and perfectly pixelated abs. So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be insecure about is how much fun you’re having!

EyeRollCraft

aggravating language, annoying phrases, bothersome language, cliche sayings, cringe-worthy words, cringeworthy phrases, exasperating words, eye roll, eye-rolling phrases, EyeRollCraft, grating words, groan-inducing words, hackneyed expressions, irritating expressions, irritating words, obnoxious phrases, overused words, Pet Peeves, tired cliches, tiresome cliches, trite sayings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you roll your eyes faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate eye-roller! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your eyes rolled so hard, they’ll be stuck in the back of your head forever!

BlockyBritsHKCourtResign

BlockyBritsHKCourtResign, British judges, colonial legacy, constitutional crisis, foreign interference, global implications, Hong Kong, international relations, judicial ethics, judicial independence, Judiciary, legal autonomy, legal obligations, legal profession, Legal System, political pressure, Remaining, Resign, Rule of Law, top court, urged

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3215	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is, like, so lit you won’t even believe it, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs and saving the day. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress all your friends.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of talking animals who give out quests and rewards? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Dollar Bill Bookmark Craft

Alternative, bill, book lover, Bookmark, budget-friendly, Clever, cost effective, Craft, Creative, Currency, Dollar, dollar bill, expensive, frugal, Literature, money saving, page marker, paper money, practical, reading, Resourceful, Thrift, worth it

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3323
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you high fives instead of exploding in your face. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava, just jello).

our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our admins are wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky rules but who cares about those). trust me, a dollar bill as a bookmark ain’t got nothing on the adventures waiting for you here.

BeeCraft: LungCancerSniffers

Animal Behavior, beecraft, BEES, biology, cancer detection, cancer research, cell cultures, cell types, DETECTION, early detection, health, honeybees, innovative technology, lung cancer, lung health, LungCancerSniffers, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, researchers, scientific discovery, smell

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re greeted by a swarm of honeybees who can detect lung cancer! like, what even, right? but wait, it gets crazier. these bees can also tell the difference between different types of lung cancer cells just by sniffing them. like, talk about some next level bee intelligence, amirite? so, if you wanna be part of a server where bees are the real MVPs and can save lives with their sniffing skills, then you gotta join this server. plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with some super smart bees while building epic structures and battling mobs? it’s a no-brainer, really. come join the fun and bee amazed at what these little buzzers can do!

Blue Moon SMP II – Where Even the Pixels Have a Moonwalking Problem

24/7, acceptance, application, atmosphere, Blue, Community, creativity, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, free-ranged, friendship, games, Guidelines, market, Minecraft, Moon, Moonwalking, pixels, Problem, Reliable, rules, Server, smp, teamwork, themed areas, tolerance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Blue Moon SMP II Server Overview

Server Name	Blue Moon SMP II
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft SMP
Server Members	15
Server Availability	24/7

Expectations for Server Participation

Adherence to Rules and Use of Common Sense
Community Spirit, Amicability, and Acceptance
Creativity and Consistent Engagement

To apply to join the server, please fill out the application form.

If you have any questions, please reach out to Ze on Discord: 0ze0

Please note: All applicants must be 17 years of age or older.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I am under 17?	Unfortunately, all applicants must be 17 years of age or older to join.
What are the server rules?	The server emphasizes teamwork, responsibility, creativity, and community spirit. Specific rules will be provided upon acceptance to the server.
How often do I need to be online?	There are no specific online time requirements, but regular engagement and commitment to the community are encouraged.
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	The server encourages the development of community areas, such as markets, games, and themed areas. Creativity and engagement are key aspects of participation.

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

budget deficit, central bank intervention, currency devaluation, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, fast printing, Financial Stability, fiscal policy, global economy, government spending, inflation, market manipulation, Minecraft, monetary policy, national debt, political consequences, political implications, PrintCraft, quantitative easing, Server, trade deficit, US printing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a political rollercoaster on steroids!

Join us and witness the chaos as the US government starts printing money at lightning speed in Minecraft. Watch as players scramble to build the biggest and most extravagant structures with their newfound wealth, only to have it all come crashing down in a hilarious economic collapse.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic battles between factions vying for control of the virtual world. Will you join the alliance of the Pigmen, or will you fight alongside the Endermen in their quest for dominance? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

VtuberMania Minecraft Server

(subculture), Behavior, Community, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Obsession, Online Community, online personalities, Otaku, Server, social media, streaming, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberMania

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you a fan of vtubers? Do you spend hours watching them play games and interact with their virtual avatars? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate vtuber fan paradise! Build your own virtual avatar in Minecraft and show off your love for your favorite vtubers in the most epic way possible. Want to challenge Kizuna AI to a build battle? Go for it! Feel like exploring the virtual world with Gawr Gura? She’s just a teleport away!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive vtuber mobs. Hunt down the legendary Pekora Rabbit or try to tame the wild Korone Dog. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Coco Dragon soaring through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world where vtuber fans rule supreme! Who knows, you might even become best friends with your favorite virtual idol. It’s a vtuber fan’s dream come true!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

baby, best friends, Communication, Complications, discussing feelings, Emotional support, friendship, gift, hurtful behavior, Minecraft, miscarriage, open communication, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, routine appointment, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Server, small baby, stress, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	9635
Farms Harvested:	318	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle! Our server is a safe haven from nosy friends who can’t seem to mind their own business. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a baby-sized house, you’ll have good luck for the rest of your Minecraft adventures! So leave the real-life stress behind and join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual best friend who won’t interrogate you about your baby’s size!

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