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Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	1972	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Emeralds Found:	7776	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	2137	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Farms Harvested:	767
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

alleged, Blasphemous post, blasphemy, Busters, celebration, CraftyCopsPK, cybercrime, Doctor, freedom of speech, human rights violation, Islam, Justice, killing, law enforcement, online hate speech, Pakistan, Police, protest, public outrage, religious extremism, religious intolerance, social media

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg