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ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

Therapy, breakdowns, ika mental breakdowns, mental health stigma, mental health journey

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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SingleLadiesCraft – Minecraft Server

breakdowns, societal expectations, balance, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age limit is a mere suggestion and the drama is off the charts! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with women in their 40s having midlife crises left and right. Watch out for flying keyboards and emotional outbursts, and be prepared to step in and save the day when they decide to take a mental health day. Can you handle the chaos and keep the server running smoothly, or will you be driven to insanity like the rest of us? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Blocky Breakdowns

single player hobbies, coping, Loneliness, Hollow, self-imposed asylum

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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Simply Vanilla

Server, Players, Escaping Spawn, #youtube, Website

Simply Vanilla Server

Overview

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

Server Information:

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

Gameplay:

Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.

Q: How big is the world map?

A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.

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Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

Forgive, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and closure, letting go, Village

Lol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?

Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.

Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.

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Crypto Trading SMP Riches

smp, Crypto, Trading, Riches

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

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SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

goosebumps, Phobia, chilling, shock, spine-tingling.

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Nonsensical, Foolish, DumbCraft, Absurd, long tail

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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CrashCraft Minecraft Server

russia, Geopolitics, Ukraine, blame game, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PixelMissileCraft

Aviation (Industry), missile defense, missile threat, missile attacks, Missiles

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

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Breakdowns

Simply Vanilla Server

Server Information:

Gameplay:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

Q: How big is the world map?