Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!
Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?
So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?
But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?
Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!
Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.
So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
We have a secret underground lair filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, if you find the golden diamond, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
Join our server and become a master builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave other players in awe. Show off your skills and compete in epic building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon to fly around the server on!
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let your imagination run wild!”
Join our server and experience epic battles like the Siege of Rome or the Battle of Liegnitz, where you can defeat your enemies with expert bowmen just like Belisarius did. And if you’re feeling outnumbered like the Old Swiss Confederacy, don’t worry – victory is still possible!
But that’s not all – we have a Random Country Picker for added excitement, and a collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level. From the /gsg/ Universalis 1A mod to the Niggermod (yes, you read that right), there’s no shortage of fun and chaos on our server.
So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate ruler in a world where anything is possible – even the Expulsion of the Moriscos or the rise of Vidkun Quisling in Norway. Let the madness begin!
Welcome to Onyx SMP!
Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.
Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.
Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.
Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!
OnyxSMP.eu:8090
But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!
Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!
Legend MC
Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)
legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213
A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.
mc.onthewifi.com
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a secret society of patriotic pigs who will protect you from any hostile mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples – all in the shape of your country’s flag!
So come on and join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to love your country – or face the wrath of the red, white, and blue sheep army!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players have to construct the most elaborate banana-themed structure to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wild and wacky world.
Welcome to LuckMC Network!
Where adventure, fun, and excitement await! Join a community of passionate players on a unique Minecraft experience with a variety of game modes designed to challenge, entertain, and connect.
Game Modes:
Lifesteal [RELEASED]
SkyBlock [COMMING]
SkyMines [COMMING]
OneBlock [COMMING]
Whether you’re battling it out in PvP arenas, exploring vast worlds, or testing your luck with custom features, there’s something for everyone. Immerse yourself in our friendly environment, where skill meets strategy and every moment is filled with opportunities.
Are you ready to make your luck? Join us today on LuckMC Network!
luckmc.waffle.host:25327
Experience the thrill of Create! Join our server for exciting crate drops, rare items, and a fun community. Regular updates and events
trassert.mcmod.ru
