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CraftyNoobs United

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	729263	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	372	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	8619	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	9183	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6973
Divine Spears Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	273
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	1904	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3517	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	16

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!