BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	344054	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!

Disney+RideOrDieCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	889
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.

join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.

so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!

Terra Delight SMP: Vanilla with a Sprinkle of Java 1.19.3

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	210	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Terrestria SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/you-dont-speak-for-us-the-boys/">Minecraft Server</a>

Terrestria SMP Minecraft Server

Terrestria SMP is not your ordinary Minecraft server; it’s an epic adventure on a grand scale. Imagine a world map meticulously recreated at a 1:35 scale, where every player can claim a country as their own. Whether you dream of ruling the deserts of Egypt, the forests of Brazil, or the icy landscapes of Siberia, Terrestria offers you the chance to build and thrive in the environment of your choice!

But there’s a twist—Terrestria SMP is in Hardcore mode. Survival isn’t just a challenge; it’s a test of your strategy, resilience, and resourcefulness. With only one life, every decision counts. Form alliances with neighboring countries or conquer new territories to expand your empire. In this high-stakes world, diplomacy, war, and trade are as crucial as your Minecraft skills.

Are you ready to carve out your legacy on Terrestria SMP? Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive!

Server Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address for Terrestria SMP is currently not available. Please join our Discord server for more information.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Terrestria SMP. Players are encouraged to build and thrive together in a cooperative environment.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, players of all experience levels are welcome on Terrestria SMP. Our community is friendly and helpful, so don’t hesitate to join!
How can I claim a country on the server?	To claim a country as your own, you can coordinate with other players or explore unclaimed territories. Make sure to establish your presence and build structures to mark your territory.

ZionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Items Found:	3072	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most outrageous and controversial discussions you can imagine! Join us as we debate the political implications of shitting on Jews and Zionism while building epic creations in the world of Minecraft. Who knew blocky pixels could spark such heated debates? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

DonutGirlGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of the missing donut girl. Legend has it that she was last seen building a giant donut-shaped house before disappearing without a trace. Some say she was abducted by aliens, while others believe she simply ran out of donut supplies and had to venture into the dangerous wilderness to find more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just beware of the killer chickens who roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to cross them. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

HairzillaWeddingDay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4804
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server where we embrace individuality and self-expression, even at weddings!

Imagine a world where bridesmaids can have bright orange hair one day and long blonde curls the next. No need to worry about clashing with the bride’s color scheme, just throw on a wig or some temporary wash-out brown dye and you’re good to go!

Don’t be the boring bridezilla who stifles creativity, join our server and let your guests shine in all their colorful glory. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a rainbow of hair colors and styles at your special day? Join now and let the wedding madness begin!

Mineflix & Chill

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old boring TV shows? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate comfort show experience like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while binge-watching your favorite comfort show on a giant screen in the sky. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature that allows you to interact with the characters from your show in-game. That’s right, you can team up with SpongeBob to defeat the Ender Dragon or have a dance-off with Michael Scott from The Office.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you log on to our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

TimeTravelTechCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we make science progress like it’s nobody’s business! We got time machines and stuff, so you can go back in time and impress all dem old-timey peeps with your modern knowledge. Just imagine rolling up to the Renaissance era with your smartphone and blowing Leonardo da Vinci’s mind! Plus, we got flying pigs and talking sheep, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on dis server!

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