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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2156 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove
