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Dunder Mifflin NYC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Dunder-Mifflin has a massive corporate office in New York… for some reason. Maybe Michael Scott accidentally clicked on the wrong server when trying to set up a branch office, who knows?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Dwight Schrute has hidden secret beet farms all over the server, and if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power of the Schrute Buck currency. And watch out for Jim Halpert’s pranks – he’s been known to turn your diamond pickaxe into a rubber chicken when you least expect it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many episodes of The Office).

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

always busy, avoiding spending time together, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, canceling plans last minute, distant behavior, ignoring your feelings, lack of affection, lack of commitment, lack of communication, mixed signals, no effort in relationship, no emotional connection, no future plans, no physical intimacy, not asking about your day, not initiating contact, not introducing you to friends/family, not listening, not making an effort to get to know you, not prioritizing the relationship, signs he’s not interested

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	7038
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of trying to figure out if that guy you like is into you or not? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where the only signs you’ll be looking for are the ones pointing you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs a guy when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun! So ditch the relationship drama and come play with us, where the only rejection you’ll face is when a zombie doesn’t drop any loot. Join now for a love story filled with diamonds, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of lava (but hey, at least it’s not heartbreak)!

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil aid convoys trying to steal our precious blocks! we are like the avengers but in minecraft form! we have epic battles with crazy weapons and armor, and we always come out on top cuz we are the best players in the world! plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! join now and be a part of our epic adventure!

CraftyCreeperz: Russian Jet Incident

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

lol, so like, this server is like the Russian military jet of Minecraft servers, totally violating all the rules and norms of regular servers. We’re like the bad boys of the block, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our stolen diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and become a rebel in the world of Minecraft!

MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

PolishGaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Star Shards Collected:	168
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

Bans, China, Collapses, communism, Confucian-era, cultural sphere, declining birthrate, DPRK, east asia, Hope, HopeCraft, Japan, Korean refugees, labor shortage, Minecraft, North Korea, Server, south korea, South Korean feminism, Traditional Culture, US-derived plastic surgery, Victory, Vietnam

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	4001	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	265510
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!