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BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	1906

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crops Grown:	9700	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	100	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!