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BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5370
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	145

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

BlockyBizarreLand

Behavior, BlockyBizarreLand, different, eye-opening, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, normal, personal quirks, personal traits, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, societal norms, uncommon, Unique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	9496	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	864
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?