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BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2605	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	207
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	7779
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

redline.mcmem.ru

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!