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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanuckCraft, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign relations, global conflict, Government, international politics, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military organization, Minecraft, national security, Radicalism, Revolutionary Guards, sanctions, security threat, Server, state sponsor of terrorism, terrorist entity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!

JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures

12-year-old girl, advocacy, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Awareness, call for action, child abuse, community solidarity, criminal investigation, discrimination, France, French Jews, government response, hate crime, Jewcraft, Justice, Macron, Macrons, Misadventures, prevention efforts, rape, support services, Trauma

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.

we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.

so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

BigfootStairsMinecraft

athlete, basketball legend, big feet, BigfootStairsMinecraft, famous athlete, foot size, large steps, larger than average, larger than life, NBA player, physical challenges, shaq, size 22 shoes, size difference, stair climbing, stair navigation, Stairs, Tall, unique gait, unique walking style, Walking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

alien protagonists, AlienCraft, character design, character diversity, creative choices, extraterrestrial beings, game development, game innovation, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, market demand, Minecraft, narrative exploration, niche audience, player immersion, player perspective, rare, science fiction, Server, storytelling, underrepresented, unique characters, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old human characters? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, you can join a community of extraterrestrial beings who have come to Earth to mine for rare space diamonds and build epic alien bases.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground alien dance party where players can boogie down with intergalactic DJ’s and show off their best alien dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where players can battle evil robot overlords and save the galaxy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us and become part of the most epic alien adventure ever!

FurCraft Minecraft Server

Avatar, Avatar Resources, Backyard Pool Party, Cryptid Edition, Drinking Night, Events, FurCraft, furry general, fursuiting, Gamin’ Night, Gaming Night, guides, Minecraft, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pool party, Real Furiends, Resources, Server, skinwalkers, Skinwalkers Real, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our virtual reality furry general server, where we embrace our inner cryptids and unleash our wild side! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make some real furiends along the way because why not?

Need some avatar resources? We got you covered with our handy guide! And if you’re new here, we have a list of stuff you absolutely NEED to survive in this crazy world of furries and cryptids.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered if skinwalkers are real? Join our server and dive into the depths of the unknown with us. And mark your calendars for our upcoming events, like the 4th of July Weekend Backyard Pool Party and our weekly Drinking Night and Multiplayer Night.

Every Tuesday is Gamin’ Night, so grab your controllers and get ready to game with fellow furanons. And hey, if you have an event you want to host, go ahead and post about it! Who knows, someone might be interested in joining you on your crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave you howling with laughter!

Crafty20s Minecraft Server

20s, advice, Career Advice, Crafty20s, Decision making, education, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, life advice, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, Server, success, Time management, young adults

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	7899	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	726230	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your youth? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your 20s in the most epic way possible.

On our server, you can build a virtual life that is way more exciting than your real one. Want to party all night and sleep all day? No problem! Want to travel the world without spending a dime? Easy peasy! Want to date a creeper? Um, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all that boring stuff. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come join us and let’s make your 20s the best decade of your virtual life!

CreeperSchool101

Adversity, CreeperSchool101, facing difficulties, Hardships, harsh realities, inner strength, learning the hard way, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, life’s trials, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough experiences, tough love, wisdom gained

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Emeralds Found:	861	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever tried to build a majestic castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry llamas? Well, on our server, llamas are banned and will be promptly banished to llama island where they can frolic and spit in peace. Join us and never worry about llama attacks again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Imagine the riches you could amass with a whole herd of Diamond Pigs at your command!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft villain while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

UnderageBlockParty

12-year-old, 72-year-old, arresting, Attempt, Charsadda, child marriage, crime, elderly groom, Foiled, forced marriage, girl, illegal, intervention, law enforcement, man, Marry, Pakistan, Police, Prevention, underage, UnderageBlockParty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5662
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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