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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6246 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, I swear it’s like a farm disco up in here.
And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like Thriller up in this server, I’m telling you.
Plus, the creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs. Who knew explosions could be so heartwarming?
So come join us on this server where the mobs are more like a dance troupe and less like a threat. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, bro.