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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
New Chunks Explored:	226942	Zombie Dances:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

awkward questions, conversation starters, CraftyDateFails, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating conversation, dating dos and don’ts, dating etiquette, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating tips, dating tips for introverts, dating tips for men, dating tips for millennials, dating tips for shy people, dating tips for singles, dating tips for women, dating tips for young adults, first date, relationship advice

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	892
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

other players.72 custom vanilla-like

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1014	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

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