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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7541 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥