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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5720
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ores Mined:	676

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Animals Bred:	167
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	New Chunks Explored:	732715
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	156
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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