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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2925 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1883 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 466 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).