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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 645 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 252 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
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