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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6973 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1961 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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