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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

BlockyBooze Bonanza

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5565
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing shooting is arrows and the only thing increasing is your fun levels! we got data from 35,000 alcohol retailers to prove it – every time there’s a public mass shooting, we see a 3.5%–5.5% increase in weekly alcohol sales on our server! it’s like magic, but with blocks and pigs instead of wands and wizards. so come on over and let’s get drunk on fun together!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	215	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6248	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want your sex life to be like the last show/movie you watched – whether it’s a steamy romance like “50 Shades of Grey” or a wild adventure like “Indiana Jones,” we’ve got you covered. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. From pixelated fireworks displays to virtual dance parties, you’ll never be bored on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within our virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

EngelsCraft: Oil Blaze Bonanza

aerial surveillance, Blaze, bonanza, containment measures, damage assessment, disaster management, drone attack, emergency response, Engels, EngelsCraft, environmental impact, fifth day, Fire, firefighting efforts, fuel storage, government response, hazardous materials, industrial accident, local residents, Oil, oil depot, russia, safety protocols

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	15824

lol imagine if that oil depot was actually a secret entrance to the coolest minecraft server ever!! like, the flames are actually just part of the epic entrance animation. u gotta dodge the fire to get in, it’s like a mini game before the real game even starts. once you’re in, you’ll find a whole world of craziness waiting for you.

we’ve got giant lava pits that you can ride boats on, and secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure rooms filled with diamonds and emeralds. our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in the game, like turning all the pigs into flying unicorns or giving you a pet dragon to ride around on.

and get this – every friday night, we have a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before. it’s like a rave, but with creepers instead of people.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a drone attack on an oil depot, then come join us. just watch out for the flaming entrance – it’s all part of the fun!

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	3597

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.

Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.

But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	308
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

VortexX

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	6533
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Don’t know where to play? Want to find a server on the newest version to play with your bros? Join our server for free or buy a pass and participate in story events! We give out gifts for new players.

Free server, Large-scale events, Cosmetic donation and championships in the off-season. Welcome to VortexX free Minecraft server

d3.gamely.pro:25905

Clockwork Realms

Adventure, clockwork castles, Clockwork Realms, Community, Crates, development phase, Economy, Economy System, enchanted forests, gears, Growing, Land claiming, Medieval, minecraft server, Mysticism, Plugins, Ranks, Staff, Steam, steam powered, Steamieval

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1

Clockwork Realms: A Steamieval Adventure

Welcome to Clockwork Realms, a unique Minecraft server where the worlds of steam and medieval magic converge into an exciting new genre: Steamieval! Explore a realm brimming with towering clockwork castles, steam-powered contraptions, and enchanted forests, all set against a backdrop of gears and mysticism.

Though we are still in the development phase, we invite adventurous players to join our growing community. We’ve equipped the server with a wide range of plugins designed to enhance your experience. From a robust economy system and secure land claiming to exciting crates and ranks that reward your progress, there’s always something new to discover. Our dedicated and active staff are always on hand to assist and ensure a smooth experience as we continue to expand and enhance the server.

Join us now, and be a part of the Clockwork Realms from the very beginning!

clockworkrealms.heartlessnetwork.xyz:25568

EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft politics are more intense than a heated family dinner.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description	EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
Features	Dynamic world with evolving eras Forge alliances and build empires Random events for added challenges Adaptability is key to success
Join Us	Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes EVO CIVS different from other Minecraft servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on evolving through eras and adapting to changing gameplay, rather than just accumulating wealth.
How do eras work on the server?	Each era unlocks new resources and gear, challenging players to excel in different environments.
What role do random events play?	Random events introduce unexpected challenges and opportunities for players to test their adaptability.
How can I succeed on EVO CIVS?	Success on the server comes from being able to evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8737
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

DepressoVibesMC SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!