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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9647 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 175 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
