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LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3462	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!