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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6508 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.