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PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Star Shards Collected:	54
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	102011	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8000	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, building, Combat, Cows, Demand, Discord, Europe, FRIENDSHIPS, game of thrones, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Players, PvP, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, royal, Sheep, smp, titles, War, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	188250	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!