Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever
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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!
ANNOYING, blocky, Board, brainless, criticism, Drama, Frustration, Fun, internet culture, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, rant, retards, screencap, social media, Spamming, Tourists, TOXIC, trolling, TweetCraft, twitter, WORSE
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Settra’s Sassy MC Server: Where Insolence is Not Amused!
Amused, Ancient, Arrogant, Authoritative, Board, command, Demands, DOMINANCE, EGYPTIAN GOD, insolence, kneel, now.., Pharaoh.., power, Royalty, Ruler, Sassy, Server, SETTRA, Settras, Submission, SUPREME, tributes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because SETTRA is here to shake things up! SETTRA demands submission and tributes, so get ready to bow down to the almighty ruler of this server.But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on SETTRA’s server. Rumor has it that if you can make SETTRA laugh, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. So get your best jokes ready because SETTRA is a tough crowd to please.
Join now and witness the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you mix Minecraft with an all-powerful ruler who just wants to be entertained. Kneel now or face the wrath of SETTRA!
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BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!
2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.
3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?
4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!
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BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!
“Youth, 21, 27, 6 years old, aging, Board, BoomerCraft, digital age, first time, generation, internet culture, meme, memes, Memories, Nostalgia, Online Community, Server, social media, Throwback, time flies, trends, viral, Zoomer, zoomer meme
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!
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Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever
acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!
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Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
Behavior, blocky, Board, bonanza, Community, CONTENT, CREEPERS, explicit, flagging, inappropriate, internet, Moderation, nonstop, offensive, porn, Posting, question.., Report, rules, Spam, UNACCEPTABLE, VIOLATION, why, worries
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!
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ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You
Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!
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Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?
BBC, blocky, Board, boobies, broadcasting, Comments.., Community, controversy, CREEPERS, debate, discussion, forum, internet, Media, News, ONLINE, Opinions, social media, Stinking, television, Thread, Threads, trending, WheresAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?
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AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!
4chan, Adventures, ass-loving, AssCraft, Board, Bootylicious, Community, controversial, discussion, Evolution, forum, Gaming, History, internet culture, meets, meme, NSFW, Online Community, Opinions, transformation, trends, Trolls, V, video gamesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!
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CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!
ADV, Adventure, blocks, Board, browse, Click, collide, comedy, CraftyBoard, depression, Faggots, Favorite, gay buttsex, guys, Incels, Join, LOLtastic, Losers, memes, namefags, OC, r9k, Today, tranny porn, VIRGINITY, Whine, wrongAre you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!
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Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!
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Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).
But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?
So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣
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Minecraft Mania: Rainbow Unicorn Adventure Land
acceptance, activism, Adventure, Attention, Board, Community, Containment, CONTENT, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, fag, Faggots, inclusion, Land, LGBTQ, Mania, Minecraft, pride, Race, RAINBOW, Site, Support, tolerance, UNICORN, Use
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of faggotry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all you race faggots out there!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT pranks, giant rainbow sheep roaming the land, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and turn your enemies into dancing llamas.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players compete in a hotdog eating contest while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner faggot with pride! Just remember, this is your fag board, so leave your sanity at the door and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.
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Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village
Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!
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CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Surviving Vanilla with a Semi-Anarchy twist! PvP enabled, No Crystal PvP, and Crossplay ready! Join now!
Anarchy, Axes, bartering, Bows, Community, crossplay, crystal, crystal pvp, Economy, enabled, Exploration, Join, Legacy, melee, PvP, quality of life, Ready, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Survival, Surviving, Svanilla, Swords, tnt duplication, tradition, Twist, USA East, Vanilla
sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.
IP corn.gg Region USA East sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.
So why choose sVanilla Survival?
- Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla.
- Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
- Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
- Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
- Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
- Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
- TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
FAQ
Question Answer Is hacked clients allowed on the server? No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival. Is there a PvP meta on the server? Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience. Are there any quality of life modifications? Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. Is there an economy plugin on the server? No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering. Is the map permanent? Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy.
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DislikeCraft Minecraft Server
animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!
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DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!
animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!
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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server
Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLEAre you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.
Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!
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DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded
abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
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SpudSquad Minecraft SMP
agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, VersatileWelcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).
So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.
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SubtitlingCraft
accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habitsDo you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!
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RoyalDrive Minecraft Server
Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation
So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?
But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!
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TeleJailCraft
arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.
so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!
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Parental Neglect Craft
birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest childso, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!