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CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	716
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

age, attraction, catchy, classic, Fountains of Wayne, funny, generation, hit song, Lyrics, millennial, Mother, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, radio hit, relatable, song, Stacy’s mom, StacysMomMC, Timeless

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Chill, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Minecraft, mobile, New Eridu, Official Website, Oh Ellen Please, PC, Pre-Registrations, PS5, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, Twitter account, Uniform, Web Event, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Love Letters Sent:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	530	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

cute boys, CuteBoysMC, male celebrities, male chained edition, male characters, male discussion, male drama, male fandom, male fujoshi, male genderbends, male hornyposting, male idols, male indie, male love, male niji, male off-topic, male oshi, male shilling, male stars, male yumejoshi, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2151	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	7030
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.