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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6801 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!