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PuppyGuiltNoMore

adoption, anger, apartment, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, complex, compromise, Conflict, Distance, Dogs, family, Favor, Girlfriend, Grandma, Gratitude, Guilt, Pets, PuppyGuiltNoMore, RESPONSIBILITY, rules

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	100	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	5042
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Animals Bred:	129	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!