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MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	3696
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8509
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3042	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	414179	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

SharkCraft: Womb Edition

Artificial Uterus, conservation, Edition, Endangered Shark Species, Endangered species, Environmental Science, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanography, Population, Preemie Sharks, Reproduction, research, scientists, shark conservation, Shark Population Management, Shark Reproduction, SharkCraft, Technology, wildlife, wildlife conservation, WOMB

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1357	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4877

yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PixelPioner

ADMIN, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Helper, KitPvP, Laser_Phil, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, PixelPixelMonty, programmer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

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Vanillium

Anarchy, Chat, Cheating, Cities, Community, Creative, Development, earnings, Griefing, imagination, Improvement, Longevity, open world, Prohibition, restoration, Roleplaying, Survival, swearing, theft, Toxicity, Vanilla, VANILLIUM

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

vanillium.xyz

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, bakers, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, data mining, DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, endwalker, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, maintenance, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Patch 7.0, Preliminary Notes, Resources, Server, Twitch Campaign, Updates

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Ores Mined:	2939	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4523
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.

ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

ChowderCraft, chowderhead, Great, insult, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, should be used more

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	349	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of being called a chowderhead on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, being a chowderhead is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole chowderhead appreciation day where players compete to see who can come up with the most creative insult involving the word “chowderhead”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chowderhead King, a mystical being who roams the land in search of the ultimate chowder recipe. Join our server and help him on his quest to find the perfect blend of clams, potatoes, and cream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be rewarded with a magical chowder spoon that grants you unlimited soup powers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner chowderhead. Who knows, you might just become the next Chowderhead Champion of the Minecraft world!