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  • Minecraft SMP: Rich Blondes Are Le Bad, Poor Latinas… But We’re All Just Pixels

    Minecraft SMP: Rich Blondes Are Le Bad, Poor Latinas… But We’re All Just Pixels
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5605
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 5101 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Towns Built: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and rich blondes vs poor latinas showdowns! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, we’ve got you covered with our insane storylines and crazy plot twists.

    Become a part of our community and witness epic battles between the rich blondes and the poor latinas as they fight for dominance over the server. Will you choose to join the side of luxury and privilege, or will you stand with the underdogs and fight for justice?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. Explore our world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even uncover the truth behind Disney’s shady business practices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

    Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4287
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5450
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3702
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cookiecraft: The Server Where Even Your Cookies Get Modded and Java Is Not Just for Breakfast Anymore! 1.20.1

    Cookiecraft: The Server Where Even Your Cookies Get Modded and Java Is Not Just for Breakfast Anymore! 1.20.1
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7824
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cookiecraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/unfortunate-situation/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Cookiecraft Minecraft Server

    A new, fun modded Minecraft server where you can have a great time with our active community and moderators. Check out the details below:

    Mods Origins
    Cobblemon
    Wizards (RPG Series)
    Marium’s Soulslike Weaponry

    We also accept datapack origins to add into the server, making our origin selection completely unique. Join our growing community for our first ever season and have fun with new and old friends!

    Join our Discord server here for more information.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Cookiecraft Minecraft Server? To join Cookiecraft, simply connect to our server IP and start playing with us!
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
    Can I suggest new mods or origins to be added to the server? Absolutely! We encourage our community members to suggest new mods and origins to be added to the server. Your feedback is valuable to us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

    VaxxedOut Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1269
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1847
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crops Grown: 9027
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

    With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyWarriorMC SMP

    HolyWarriorMC SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3108
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomTax Minecraft Server

    MomTax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6812
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 946
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Potions Brewed: 71
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of babysitting drama and tantrums? Join our Minecraft server where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds! No more dealing with rude kids and unreasonable parents, just pure fun and creativity in our virtual world.

    We promise that no one will blame you for anything, and you won’t have to demand extra payment for dealing with misbehaving children. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

    Forget about babysitting drama and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination? Join now and leave the babysitting woes behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3544
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

    Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPerspectiveFlip

    PixelatedPerspectiveFlip
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 300
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9659 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

    Join our server and experience the “flip of a switch” moment that will permanently change your Minecraft life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious lever appears out of nowhere. Curiosity gets the best of you and you decide to pull it. And just like that, your entire world is turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying dimension)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests, wacky NPCs, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. Talking chickens. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeakPurgeCraft

    PeakPurgeCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5518
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our server where we got the craziest mountain climbing adventure EVER! We found bodies of fallen climbers in the ‘death zone’ and now you can explore it in Minecraft! Climb to the top of Everest and see if you can survive the treacherous terrain and crazy weather conditions. But watch out for the ghost of climbers past haunting the mountain! Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and bragging rights for surviving the deadliest mountain in the world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyHighCraft

    SkyHighCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9850
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can be the king of the world, literally. build your own castle in the sky and rain down diamonds on all the peasants below. watch out for flying pigs and unicorns, they might steal your loot but they sure make the server more interesting. plus, the lava is actually chocolate and the zombies drop pizza slices instead of rotten flesh. come join the madness and be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainFreezeCraft

    BrainFreezeCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7017
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Votes: 5752

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got lava everywhere and it’s gonna mess with ur brain, bro! Scientific research says dat when u play in high temperatures, u gonna feel all angry and stressed out, but dat’s what makes dis server so lit! U gonna be on edge all da time, ready to battle and conquer like a true warrior!

    So come on, join us and let’s see if u can handle da heat and still come out on top! Who needs positive emotions like joy and happiness when u can have adrenaline-pumping, rage-inducing action all day long? Let’s get crazy and see who can survive da heat on our insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetherMP

    NetherMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8939
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 New Chunks Explored: 587855
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9532
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Animals Bred: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, we are inviting you to have a very thrilling and fun adventure with us on our server at NetherMP. We offer many things below and have a active and growing community!

    nethersurvival.my.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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