Blocky MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

taboo topics, body positivity, anal sex, sexual health, Communication

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

contradiction of nature, discrimination, confusion, stigma, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

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Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot

activism, Storm, Jailbreak, Unrest, Political

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, societal norms, big deal, consent, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

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7 Kingdoms SMP: Where the only thing square is your blocky head!

Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP!
Enter a World of Myth and Power

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey like no other? The 7 Kingdoms SMP invites you to a realm where seven mighty overlords vie for control, their insatiable hunger for power driving them to capture the very souls of the land’s inhabitants. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny, or will you fall under their dark dominion?

What Awaits You

Seven Unique Overlords

Each with their own distinct realm, personality, and powerful abilities. Can you outsmart and overthrow them, or will you join their ranks?

Rich Lore and Immersive Gameplay

Dive into a world teeming with secrets, ancient legends, and epic quests that will test your skills and courage.

Player-Driven Economy and Politics

Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate the intricate web of power struggles and betrayals.

Custom Plugins and Features

Enjoy a tailored Minecraft experience with exclusive plugins that enhance gameplay and bring the lore of the 7 Kingdoms to life.

Community Events and Competitions

Participate in thrilling server-wide events, from grand tournaments to treasure hunts, and earn your place in history.

Join Us Today!

Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Whether you seek glory in battle, riches in trade, or mastery of magic, The 7 Kingdoms SMP offers endless opportunities for adventure and camaraderie.

Server IP 178.32.101.85

Discord: https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

Prepare for an unforgettable adventure. Your kingdom awaits!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join The 7 Kingdoms SMP, you can use the server IP 178.32.101.85 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I interact with the overlords in the game?	Yes, you can interact with the seven unique overlords within the game. They each have their own personalities and abilities that will challenge you on your journey.
Are there opportunities for player collaboration and alliances?	Absolutely! The server offers player-driven economy and politics, allowing you to form alliances, trade resources, and navigate power struggles with other players.

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

redditors, memorable, Adventure, Casual Sex, Passion

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

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Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

violence, Minecraft, breaking news, car ramming, Tragedy

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

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Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, executive, gay dating app, CONSERVATIVE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

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Boruto’s Blocky Minecraft Server

illustration, blocky, ninja, CHANGE, Mitsuki

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lackluster builds and unoriginal content? Well, look no further because on our server, Ikemoto has actually drawn some good pages for a change! That’s right, you can expect top-notch artwork and epic builds that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a squad of ninja chickens to raid the Ender Dragon’s lair. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Ikemoto drawing more good pages – stranger things have happened in our crazy Minecraft world!

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Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

SIZE, self love, small penis, self worth, Confidence

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

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