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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	232	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most genetically gifted players thrive! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, it’s all about being tall and handsome.

Our players have reported a 200% increase in success with virtual women, all thanks to their natural attractiveness. Ugly manlets need not apply, because on our server, only the most beautiful players reign supreme.

Join us now and experience a world where looks are everything and hard work is for losers. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good genes? Come join the genetically superior players on our server and see why being tall and handsome is the key to success in Minecraft!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring, corporate-run Minecraft servers? Look no further because our server is still the best, despite Microsoft’s attempts to take us down! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot, you’ll earn the title of “Master of Madness” and gain access to our exclusive VIP lounge, complete with a never-ending buffet of virtual cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and stick it to the man while having the time of your life!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	155
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crops Grown:	2168
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocktopia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a group of fearless players and a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server. Will you be able to defeat the mighty Chicken King and restore peace to the land?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance Bigfoot and earn his respect?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco Champion. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Disco Demon with your sick dance skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Remember, we did it reddit. Our fight was not for nought… it was for the ultimate lolzy Minecraft server experience!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

– LOLcraft – Blocktopia – CreeperCraze – PixelPunch – MineMemes – CraftyChuckles – LlamaLand – DiamondDorks – EnderEpicness – RedstoneRidiculousness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2371	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocktopia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Star Shards Collected:	105	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

MalcraftNetwork VS Hypixel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Hypixel	MalcraftNetwork
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Open to both Regular and Cracked players
Wide variety of mini-games	Bedwars, Survival, KitPvP and more
Lag-free servers	Fun and enjoyable player experience
Cons	Cons
May experience lag due to high player traffic	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. Are both servers open to cracked players?

Hypixel: No, Hypixel only allows regular Minecraft players to join.

MalcraftNetwork: Yes, MalcraftNetwork is open to both regular and cracked players.

2. What mini-games are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games for players to enjoy.

MalcraftNetwork: MalcraftNetwork offers Bedwars, Survival, KitPvP, and more.

3. Which server offers a more enjoyable player experience?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its lag-free servers and large player base, providing a fun experience for players.

MalcraftNetwork: MalcraftNetwork aims for a fun and enjoyable player experience with lag-free servers.

Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

MineCraftyMemes Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	670810	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Items Found:	8192	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7674	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Votes:	9399
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	810888
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8023	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.